A woman was charged with Adultery (no joke) in Batavia yesterday. She was caught having sex with a much younger man on a picnic table in a park. The article from 13wham states that they were engaging in sexual activity within view of families who were in the park. Before I even begin to dive into how beffudling it is that someone could actually be charged legally for committing adultery I think I need to state the obvious... DO NEITHER OF THESE GROWN ADULTS HAVE A CAR??? I'm sure even a strategically placed bathroom would have sufficed over a picnic table.
My favorite part about the article mentioned above is this quote,
"I think it’s disgusting I mean that's totally wrong,” Danny Bastedo said of the incident that occurred just a few hundred feet from his back door. “I mean 5 o'clock in the afternoon, come on? That's crazy."
According to Mr. Bastedo, having sex at 5 o'clock in the afternoon is despicable. Is it too bright outside? or maybe because cocktail hour just started he hasn't yet had enough drinks [by 5 o'clock] to touch that woman at the end of the bar inappropriately yet. I'm completely baffled.
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