June 17, 2010

oh holy night

The fact that there are men in the world who look this good drinking water is an unfair crime.

The fact that there are men in the world who look this good drinking water and are under the age of 21, makes me feel a little dirty inside... and a little upset that I don't know any washed up 23-year-old men who look this good drinking water. Hell, I'd even take one who looked half this good drinking a beer.

Taylor Lautner will be gracing our eyes on the cover of GQ this week for the July issue. I don't even care what the article says, I just plan to salivate over his sexy abs while simultaneously tuning out his jibber jabber about not wanting to take his shirt off anymore. Give me a break kid, that body is the reason your government name has become household jargon.

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