I have now joined the club of women who have boobs. I say that with the least amount of excitement possible because, unlike many women my age, I hate boobs. They're of absolutely no use to me. I get that men like them, but really they just get in the way. So with that, I add that I have moved up an entire cup size in the world and it feels a little bit dirty.I'd rather be an ass woman. I figure if Miranda Kerr can get Orlando Bloom with her ass and regular ta's then I should have no problem disowning my new cup size and getting that foot of muscle that reaches from my ass to the back of my legs in shape instead.
Just saying.
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