...in bed.

My mom (aka BFab) informed me tonight over the dinner table that many report John Mayer is really good in bed. I almost threw up my taco salad. She says, these reports (which she is convinced are true) must be the reason his lack of good looks don't seem to get in the way of whichever Phi Beta Bimbo he's decided to lay his dirty paws on this week.

I simply answered her in one sentence.

John Mayer is sex on a guitar.