Paint It Black

Me - Do I need to prime the front door before I paint it?

Markus - No, all the doors I replaced are already primed. You can paint them all if you want.

Two hours later...

You can say it, the door looks like some woman's tacky lipstick.

I send this picture to Markus and he responds, "You needed to prime the door dark gray."

Me - &&*%&$&^(*&)(*)**&%^$&

Happy sanding down the front door and priming it dark gray day!